Seven ways to break up nicely

Couple dinner together, one going to the cinema and it is already clear - nothing this man will not work. You can, of course, tell him about it over a cup of coffee, forcing on-call "let's be friends". But there is another option - to make sure that he threw you own.

By the way, a strong half of mankind in this way often unreported. Deliberately arranging later beer Vovka, frank flirtation with a neighbor or attack smelly socks, a man forced her friend to break up "at will". The young lady leaves, maintaining the dignity and honor. And it's a counterfeiter - parting without hysterics and fatty inscriptions lipstick on the windshield of your favorite cars, "Well, you and swine, you swine."

Such a "divorce" on the shoulder and a woman. It is only necessary to know exactly what makes a man you quit.
1. Memories of former boyfriend

Only he would lead a conversation on yesterday's clash with the boss or a quarrel with one another, interrupt and say something like: "This is something else. That's my ex once got into a mess even worse ... ". Each of his attempt to tell about myself finish the new memory. If memories are not enough - invent. And watch the reaction of men. If he suddenly gasped loudly, or vice versa breath with a whistling sound when your next mall - you're on the right path. If you started asking questions, being interested in the further fate of your ex - it's time to tie with the attacks "dark" past. The method has exhausted itself.

Why it works

First, talk about the former forced men to compare themselves with others and not always in their favor. Secondly, it becomes clear that your head is "crowded" by others, although it specifically for you to shave and to iron a t-shirt. Third, do not you tell him about himself, showing that for you it is just a hole in the donut.
2. Tips

Zagotovte advice for all occasions and give to their peremptory tone, especially when you have this will not forgive.

* You make a dacha? Ha! So you miscalculated the angle of inclination of the roof!
* Flows booster? Replacing the caps will not save, do not waste time - puts a new one.
* Mother to bring the potatoes? Not the potatoes she needed, and a strong shoulder. Can she get married again?

The more people will hear as you read the notation, the more likely he will run away.

Why it works

"Teach better than your pauchat", - said Pinocchio Malvina. Your sermons always begin to irritate him: no man do not like to feel stupid companion, even if you are even with their advice ten times right. So lady-Encyclopedia immediately go to the bench.
3. Talking about the future

Would you like to start a cat or a dog? And you'll cry if I suddenly die? Do you love children? What name would you chose for girls? Do you think children probably have to leave Moscow? And when you introduce me to his parents?

And a lot of this nonsense pour on him during a meeting with serious air, holding his hand and looking fondly into the eyes.

Why it works

First, the limited freedom of men. The only thing that bothered him in the morning - which tie to choose: blue or green. In the evening unfamiliar woman makes planning for life in the fifty years ahead. Secondly, willy nilly, a man has to wonder: if he had a young lady of psychological problems? Now only the third visit, and she's already ready to give birth, and wallpaper glue in the bedroom ...
4. Cleaning his apartment

Once at his home, accidentally slide your finger on the dusty windowsill. Ask him a rag and the words "what you slut" begin to wash the dust. After taking over a mountain of dishes in the kitchen. Corner of his eye to follow, cavalier walks tail, rolling his eyes, rub harder. Started to move the chairs and ran to the store for pemolyuksom, throw cleaning. With this character, such tricks will not work.

Why it works

First, because you do not demand climbed on private property. He may decide that five minutes Married: Today you will be removed tomorrow in the closet space free, and the next day will bring suitcases. Secondly, you do not appreciate his efforts. Perhaps, before you came he made a deed: covered a lot of dirty laundry cloth and gently pushed the dirty socks under the bed.
5. Thorugh his things

When he leaves the room, find his passport, cell phone, or try to check e-mail. Then take a pose "spy in the bushes and wait. Hearing his steps, start to frantically cover their tracks. In this pursuit he has to find you. After natural question "what are you doing?" Quiet, intense blinking and swallowing.

After waiting a "ninth wave" his cries of "how could you" and "what you forgot in my things, quietly go away. Conversely you hardly called.

Why it works

In the opinion of men will do so as well), a woman stupid and b) a woman impudent. Explosive mixture. To imagine that someone dreamed of an impertinent fool beside difficult.
6. "Image" porn star, or "Snow Queen"

Let's say you have it came to sex, sort things out, what he likes. If he is waiting for you to remain passive, have become a "porn star". Prefers aggressive sex? So, to play in "The Snow Queen".

A) "porn star"

You should always be "top". He wants to change position - saying that you need to think differently. He reaches for kisses, and gets bites. Require constant change poses: the wall, on the table and in the corridor. Bring handcuffs, tie his eyes - to crush their sexuality.

Why it works

First, you just scare him. Because acrobatic tricks - something pertinent to the pages of Kama Sutra, but not in the four walls of the Khrushchev era. Second, sharp movements and constant changes of position may give him physical discomfort.

B) "The Snow Queen"

Lie down a log and do nothing. Hands along the body, eyes looking at the ceiling. For all his "well let's so, and let some sort" replied calmly: "As you wish".

Why it works

Even dogs need pooscheritelny cracker, the command "give me a paw". So your coldness and lack of initiative will lead to what it is:

* Will be ashamed of their desires;
* Get rid of "wooden" woman.

7. Imitation of orgasm

Regardless of what "image" you had to learn, an imitation of an orgasm would be appropriate in any case. After three minutes of having sex begin factitiously sigh, exclaim, bleat and squirm, saying: "Yes!" Yes! Another! ".

Why it works

Through mass media all men know that 80 percent of women imitate orgasm. However, they always want to believe that their partner is included in the remaining twenty. Therefore your obvious acting invariably lead him to believe that in sex he was so-so and you are "lying" out of pity.